Talking about *shudder* girlfriends… [TOO YOUNG! TOO YOUNG! IN DENIAL!]
“I really like Ava.”
“I thought you said your girlfriend was named Lexi”
“Mom, I have a lot of girlfriends.”
“Um, how many is a lot?”
“15!!”
… *blink*
“Wow. You’re busy.”
“I REALLY am!!”
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He’s reviewing his United States Flash Cards and educating me.
“Mom, California is the Golden State.”
“Why is it called that?”
“Because California is the Captain of the U.S.”
Hear that? His words, not mine.
“Florida is the sunshine state. Because it’s the brightest.”
“Montana is the treasure state. Because it’s full of treasure.”
This is simple logic people, try to keep up.
“What about New York?”
“Well mom, New York is the Empire State.”
“Why?”
“Because they make action movies, like Star Wars there.”
[I'm SO not explaining that. If you don't get it, you probably shouldn't be here.]
“Also, the state flower is the Rose. Which we obviously copied.”
Because no other state should have roses in it, only New York.
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he is so adorable!
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Damn. I’m taking Busy out of my name. Clearly, others deserve it more. How does WorkTooMuchDad sound?
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hahah you have quite a kid there! a regular don juan =P
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Little kids always have tons of boyfriends/girlfriends. It’s ridiculous! I babysit for a 9 year old and I can’t keep up with her and her best friend’s relationships. It’s a new guy every week!
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that is tooo cute!!
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Ty tells me “Sierra tried to kiss me because she loves me, but my teacher said no kissing at school. She got caught kissing Logan just before she tried to kiss me. But I already kissed Madison so it’s all right.”
Kinderfreakinggarten.
I love how your boy speaks on the states with such authority. We OBVIOUSLY copied, I love that.
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Clearly busy.. but totally adorable..can you blame the girls?..
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Haha, that’s is awesome!
Your guy is brilliant, really, he is 
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Sign him up for Mensa! Also: consider somesort of tobasco-flavoured chapstick. So the girls all get burned.
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That is one smart boy you have there. Now please, keep that little don juan away from my daughters!
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I’m getting ready to teach my boys about the states… maybe he could help. (And that’s how I always learned too – by associating little oddities with things I could relate to. Made it easier to remember facts.) Smart kid. But you already know that.
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I <3 him.
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LOL!!!
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I live in the bluegrass state. Please have him mull that one over and get back to me. I can only imagine what will come from hearing that. It was confusing as hell to me growing up. Grass isn’t blue, yo!
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Isaac had a friend stay the night. Friend informed me “All the girls like me and Isaac because we have the softest hair in 5th grade”. Those little tramps need to keep their mitts off mah baby’s hair!
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You’ve got a heartbreaker, there, missy, and a smart one at that. OMG, he’s so CUTE!!
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Holy hell. 15? Men everywhere would kill for that luck. LOL That is very cute.
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