So I have this problem. I’m not afraid to talk about it here, since we’re all friends right? I’m not ashamed of my addiction and I guess that’s part of why I’m blogging about it.

I’m addicted to my phone.

It happens, you know? Before, it wasn’t so bad. But see last year, I had jury duty and while I was stuck in an LA courtroom for a week and a half, I didn’t have much to do other than text. Text friends, text twitter updates, DM (which also count as text messages.) When I got my bill after that, I had gone over my text limit by 500 text messages.

Look, I’m not proud of that. I fixed it by getting unlimited text messaging on my phone so I wouldn’t feel that shame again. Looking at my last bill, I had about 2,000+ text messages. I don’t talk on the phone much ok? It’s either text or gchat. The most talking on the phone I do is to New York and he’s on my Friends and Family plan. Thank you Verizon.

It’s obvious I have a problem. I noticed it when all my son ever seems to say is that “my mom loves to text.” I have three Twitter apps on my phone, just in case one doesn’t work. Same goes from browser apps. I have a sports score app. I have an app to look up movie times. I have two internet radio apps. I didn’t think it was that bad until I got home from Chicago. And in almost every picture of me, I have my phone in hand.

Such as. Oh and here. Yup. Phooooone.

Observe:

Phone in my right hand

See it?

In hand… I can’t even put it in my purse…

In hand again. Even a cheeseburger bag couldn’t stop me. Since I had other (yet not so bad) addicts with me, we coined a new phrase, “We need to go charge” and we would spend a good 30 minutes trying to recharge our phone batteries before heading back out for the night. When I went to the Suave party with Nic and Maria, I made them sit in the corner, near a plug, so that I could charge my phone. I wish I was joking.

In fact, I think I have it in hand here. Drink in one hand, phone in the other. It was plugged in here.

So needless to say, I’m a phone addict. A phone whore if you will. I love my Black Berry and have gotten in a few squabbles over it being better than the iPhone. Lets not get into it here though. *cough*blackberry’srule.iPhone’sdrool*cough* Truth be told, if I didn’t hate AT&T with the passion of a thousand suns, I might totally want an iPhone because dude, there is SO an app for that. An app for what you ask? An app for EVERYTHING. If Steve Jobs wasn’t a total idiot (obviously) he would have made that phone available to all carriers and then we wouldn’t even be having this conversation because everyone and their mothers would have iPhones. Except fingerprints on my screen still skeeve me out just a bit so that might be the only thing to stop me.

Anyways. Where did I just go there? Moving on… I’ve been jonesing over the new BlackBerry Tour. Like, major OMG I gotta have it swooning here. I even played with it at the Verizon store the other day and that sucker is SLEEK. I need one. In the worse way. What I don’t need is the price tag to go with it. I AM saving for my trip to New York in the fall and pennies are being pinched all the time anyways because, well, I don’t get paid nearly enough. So my lust, it must be put on the backburner.

For now.

BTW, I’m going on Tour with The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly Reviews.
Check it out eh?

Dazzled. In awe of. A little intimidated. But completely looking forward to giving it a try. Or two. Or 10.

Isn’t that gorgeous? When I was contacted by Eden Fantasys to work with them in exchange for *ahem* goods, I was anxious to get on board.  Are you wondering why? Well, to put it simply, I really enjoy sex. I’m not having a whole lot these days, and well, simply put again, my hands are getting cramps.

The Alumina Revolve has so far cured me of said cramps. Just to get it straight, this is a dildo. Not to be confused with a vibrator. It requires no batteries. Just fluid motion. This beautiful work of art is made out of Aluminum. Let that sink in. Aluminum.

When I opened the box it came in, it was nestled in a foam bed. I’ve heard that this is how knives are shipped. It impressed me. It was a little heavier than I expected but not in an uncomfortable way. I had to get right down and use it. Being out of work, what else did I have to do?

This dildo is just as effective as it is beautiful. Those three balls on one end feel amazing. The toy warms up extremely quickly to match your body heat. For me, the coldness of the Aluminum was pleasing and not, uncomfortable. I’ll be honest and admit that I’ve never had an orgasm without clitoral stimulation, at least not the first of the day. It takes me a little time to get there but that’s half the fun right? With the Alumina Revolve, it got me there. With no extra help. All I had to do was give it a little tilt up, and it did exactly what it was supposed to: G-spot stimulation. It’s not a myth ladies. Also? It’s completely waterproof. I even put a little tiny chip in it when it rolled off the shower seat. Be careful of that.

One of the great things about this dildo is that it is easy to clean. It unscrews easily and only has one O ring to keep track of when cleaning. It’s halves also interchangeable with some of the other Tantus Aluminum toys. So you can get creative if you had the collection of them.

I’m sure this toy could  be a lot of fun if you have a partner to share it with. There is a $60 price tag attached but I promise you it’s worth every penny. Eden Fantasys ships extremely quick and with excellent discretion. If you are looking for something that’s silent, slippery, and sexy, this is the toy for you.

Aren’t you so happy you know SO much more about me now?

Yea you are.

Don’t lie.